Chips' Fun House ~ View topic

A koala is sitting up a gum tree ... smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says,

"Hey Koala ! What are you doing?"

The koala says:
"Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they smoke a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. Unfortunately, the little lizard is so stoned that he leans over too far while drinking and falls into the river.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard, helps him to the side, and then asks the little lizard:
"What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in the tree smoking a joint with the koala, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"

So the koala looks down at him and says:

"Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude ... how much
water did you drink?