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Sat Apr 01, 2006 12:43 am
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Forum H4xor
Joined: 09 Oct 2005
Posts: 1378
Location: California
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Just a quick question that has rattled my brain.
It's that simple, really.
From what I've heard, you need:
1. Good VAC standing
2. a STEAM account
3. $10,000 Deposit
4. 1st Born Son
5. The music Stone of Onifso
6. Another $10,000 for their Offshore Bank Accounts
and
7. a Human Ear.
SO, am I close?????
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Sat Apr 01, 2006 1:25 am
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Forum Soldier
Joined: 20 May 2005
Posts: 488
Location: Oakland, CA
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I had to tatoo Chips' name on my chest, I had a transmitter imbedded under inside my left earlobe that beeps anytime some swears, wants a map change, wants to be a chicken, or needs bots kicked. I'm no longer allowed to use the word Fungus in my speech, but I must use the words , fun, chips or house (individually or in various combinations)15 times a day in my speech. I am only allowed to leave the server for one potty break a day and that is for only 30 seconds, then I must reattach the manacle linked to my laptop, back around my wrist. That's pretty much it. oh wait, u want to know how to become one, not what you have to do when you are one. my bad |
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Sat Apr 01, 2006 4:15 am
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Forum H4xor
Joined: 25 Nov 2004
Posts: 4336
Location: Eugene, Oregon
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I can't even speak about the things I've seen.
Crying was involved. |
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Sat Apr 01, 2006 1:16 pm
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Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler
Joined: 23 Nov 2004
Posts: 6505
Location: New Jersey
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Now that the nicer weather is here...a weekly trip to Jersey to wash my cars is required.
Luckily...there's 17 admins now I can count on for this...only reason I just added 7 more. |
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Sat Apr 01, 2006 5:21 pm
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Forum H4xor
Joined: 30 Nov 2004
Posts: 2918
Location: Raleigh, NC
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Audhumla wrote: |
I can't even speak about the things I've seen.
Crying was involved. |
aud wins |
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Sat Apr 01, 2006 9:41 pm
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Forum H4xor
Joined: 06 Jan 2005
Posts: 1573
Location: middle o' no where Nebraska
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at one point in the earlier days, before half you n00bl3ts discovered CfH, i also tried this amazing conquest. needless to say, i have suffered immensely traumatic effects upon my psyche. just look at my avatar! |
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Sat Apr 01, 2006 10:28 pm
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Forum H4xor
Joined: 02 Dec 2005
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Location: Seattle, WA
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The Crimson King wrote: |
just look at my avatar! |
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_________________ -"I went all over the world. I had access to beautiful women, champagne and caviar. No, I don't regret a minute of it." -John Symonds
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Sat Apr 01, 2006 10:39 pm
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Forum Sniper
Joined: 23 Jan 2005
Posts: 665
Location: Kentucky
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I got my admin easy the first time, then I did a big no-no....[map "map name"] off one of Chips' favorite maps while he was playing it.
It took over a year of apologizing and kissing ass to get it back. |
_________________ Somebody mixed Tobasco sauce in my chocolate chip cookie mix!
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Sat Apr 01, 2006 11:56 pm
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Forum H4xor
Joined: 30 Nov 2004
Posts: 2918
Location: Raleigh, NC
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spidy you make it sound like you just have to kiss chips ass to get admin
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Sun Apr 02, 2006 4:07 pm
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Forum H4xor
Joined: 07 Feb 2005
Posts: 3150
Location: Houston
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FlyMoto wrote: |
spidy you make it sound like you just have to kiss chips ass to get admin
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And you don't? >_> <_< |
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Sun Apr 02, 2006 10:48 pm
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Forum H4xor
Joined: 09 Oct 2005
Posts: 1378
Location: California
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Hey, this is all useful now.
I hear people saying that you also have to have participated in STEAM's Special Task Forces.
Apparently, you have to devote one year to their Spec-ops teams, doing various jobs to sabotage America's enemies.
Hmmmmmmm...
Am I even suppose to know all this?
uh oh. |
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Tue Apr 04, 2006 10:42 pm
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Forum Soldier
Joined: 23 Nov 2005
Posts: 371
Location: lol
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Chips also requires human spleens ... yes it is ... i think Fjorn told me once |
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Thu Apr 20, 2006 9:15 pm
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Forum Soldier
Joined: 26 Sep 2005
Posts: 288
Location: Land of Beer and Hockey Sticks
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If one were to make an EXTREMELY generous donation for server dues, that is of course also involved in the community, i'm sure that person would be considered.........*crosses fingers in hopes of winning lotto*......... |
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Thu Apr 20, 2006 9:17 pm
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Forum H4xor
Joined: 06 Jan 2005
Posts: 1573
Location: middle o' no where Nebraska
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StaR wrote: |
Hey, this is all useful now.
I hear people saying that you also have to have participated in STEAM's Special Task Forces.
Apparently, you have to devote one year to their Spec-ops teams, doing various jobs to sabotage America's enemies.
Hmmmmmmm...
Am I even suppose to know all this?
uh oh. |
it also helps to not ask in the first place |
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Thu Apr 20, 2006 11:46 pm
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Forum Sniper
Joined: 26 Jul 2005
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