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Mon Jan 17, 2005 10:51 pm
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Teh Fuzzy Cuteness
Joined: 25 Nov 2004
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Location: Mid-State New York
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and oh yes.. mission accomplished.. he was buried for his misdoings.. he he.wav |
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Mon Jan 17, 2005 10:53 pm
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Forum H4xor
Joined: 08 Dec 2004
Posts: 2750
Location: Maryland
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Yes, and I have learned my lesson. *Crosses fingers i still have* |
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Tue Jan 18, 2005 12:07 am
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Forum H4xor
Joined: 25 Dec 2004
Posts: 1922
Location: eugene,OR
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excuse me psycho but i must to avenge soldierboys recent defeat Ahem
Reasons Its Great To Be A Man:
Your ass is never a factor in a job interview
Your last name stays put.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
You can be president.
You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
Same work... more pay.
Wrinkles add character
You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
Movie nudity is virtually always female.
All your orgasms are real.
You don't have to shave below your neck.
One mood, all the time.
Someday you'll be a dirty old man |
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Tue Jan 18, 2005 12:14 am
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Forum H4xor
Joined: 25 Dec 2004
Posts: 1922
Location: eugene,OR
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but in your defence psycho here is a joke opposing the man
... A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says,
"So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman... Wow! Just look at our cars. There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days." The man replied,
" I agree with you completely; this must be a sign from God!" The woman continued,
"And look at this - here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man shakes his head in agreement, opens it and takes a few big swigs from the bottle, then handing it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks,
"Aren't you having any?" The woman replies,
"No. I think I will just wait for the police..." |
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Tue Jan 18, 2005 12:18 am
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Forum H4xor
Joined: 25 Dec 2004
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Location: eugene,OR
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And The One That Opposes Both Sides is
... ** The last 10 things any woman would ever say
10. Could our relationship be more physical? I'm tired of just being friends.
9. Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to douche that way.
8. I think hairy butts are really sexy
7. Hey, get a whiff of that one.
6. Please don't throw that old t-shirt away, the holes in the armpits are just too cute.
5. This diamond is way to big.
4. I don't even wanna put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.
3. Wow, it really is 14 inches!
2. Does this make my butt look too small?
1. I'm wrong, you must be right again.
** The last 10 things any man would ever say:
10. I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherf**ker
9. While I'm up, can I get you a beer?
8. I think hairy butts are really sexy.
7. Her tits are just too big.
6. Sometimes I just want to be held.
5. That chick on Murder She Wrote gives me a woody.
4. Sure I'd love to wear a condom.
3. We haven`t been to the mall for ages, let's go shopping and I'll hold your purse.
2. F**k Monday Night Football, let's watch Murphy Brown.
1. I think we're lost, we'd better pull over and ask directions. |
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Tue Jan 18, 2005 12:31 am
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Forum H4xor
Joined: 08 Dec 2004
Posts: 2750
Location: Maryland
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LMAO! Damn I thought I was bad, your dead man, good luck! |
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Tue Jan 18, 2005 1:28 am
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Forum H4xor
Joined: 25 Nov 2004
Posts: 4336
Location: Eugene, Oregon
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That car wreck one was so damn funny |
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Tue Jan 18, 2005 10:00 am
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Teh Fuzzy Cuteness
Joined: 25 Nov 2004
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Location: Mid-State New York
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how is the fact that one day you will be a dirty old man is a good thing? (except for our angryoldman here.. hehe)
and yes, yes soldier he's going down for this
admin_slay STEAM*****:** |
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Tue Jan 18, 2005 10:47 am
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Forum H4xor
Joined: 25 Dec 2004
Posts: 1922
Location: eugene,OR
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Wise Tip #1 Have More Than One Steam I.D so in case for some weird reason you memorized my steam id i have more muhahahah but i would have to find them and install them so it would be quite the hassle so i think ill just beg oh please please please please *gets on knees* please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please dont hurt me |
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Wed Jan 19, 2005 1:05 am
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Teh Fuzzy Cuteness
Joined: 25 Nov 2004
Posts: 1101
Location: Mid-State New York
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yeah the car one is great...
i dont need to memorize ur steam... i have access to it elsewhere..
but no im done with my feminist rampage..
for now.... |
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Wed Jan 19, 2005 1:05 am
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Teh Fuzzy Cuteness
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Wed Jan 19, 2005 1:06 am
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Teh Fuzzy Cuteness
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Wed Jan 19, 2005 1:07 am
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Teh Fuzzy Cuteness
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Wed Jan 19, 2005 1:46 am
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Forum H4xor
Joined: 25 Nov 2004
Posts: 4336
Location: Eugene, Oregon
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2 more posts at most... |
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Wed Jan 19, 2005 3:14 am
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Forum Medic
Joined: 07 Dec 2004
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page 6 is over rated |
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