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Sun Jan 16, 2005 2:09 am
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Forum H4xor
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Location: Eugene, Oregon
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lmao psycho.
And kibbles, I'm a forum FEIEIEIEIEND. |
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Sun Jan 16, 2005 1:58 pm
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Teh Fuzzy Cuteness
Joined: 25 Nov 2004
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Location: Mid-State New York
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bad joke II:
Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to one another? They are seperated by a chain link fence.Well, one day hell was havin a big party and things got a little out of hand. God heard the ruckus and arrived to find his fence completely smashed by the wild partyers.
He called the devil over and said "Look, Satan, You have to rebuild this fence". Satan agreed. The next day God noticed Satan had completely rebuilt the fence, but it was 2 feet further into heaven than before.
"Satan!" beckoned God. "You have to take that fence down and put it back where it belongs!"
"Yeah? What if I dont?" replied the devil.
"I'll sue you if I have to!" answered God.
"Sure," laughed Satan. "Where do you thing you're going to find a lawyer?"
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I had to... i was reading through a book n saw this... |
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Sun Jan 16, 2005 2:14 pm
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Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler
Joined: 23 Nov 2004
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Location: New Jersey
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ha ha.wav
<---loves lawyer jokes...  |
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Sun Jan 16, 2005 5:29 pm
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Forum H4xor
Joined: 25 Dec 2004
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Location: eugene,OR
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Mon Jan 17, 2005 12:24 am
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Teh Fuzzy Cuteness
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Location: Mid-State New York
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yep just adding on.. two pages to go.  |
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Mon Jan 17, 2005 12:37 am
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Forum H4xor
Joined: 08 Dec 2004
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Location: Maryland
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Since Kibbles likes em, can we tell women jokes here?  |
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Mon Jan 17, 2005 11:38 am
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Teh Fuzzy Cuteness
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Location: Mid-State New York
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you know the consequenes of that.. proceed at your own risk...
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Mon Jan 17, 2005 12:26 pm
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Forum H4xor
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Location: Maryland
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you know the consequenes of that.. proceed at your own risk...
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See, I can read between the lines. What I see writen there is "Oh, Kevin, knowing you great sense of humor and genius, I cant wait to hear this joke."
Having said that....(I didnt make this up)
Why dont most women wear watches?
Cause theres clocks on the stove!
I'm gonna get beat.  |
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Mon Jan 17, 2005 1:18 pm
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Teh Fuzzy Cuteness
Joined: 25 Nov 2004
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Location: Mid-State New York
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| *pulls out chainsaw and proceeds to chase soldier around in circles and loudly zagareeting (the xena scream thing) until ultamitely letting him meet his maker* |
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Mon Jan 17, 2005 1:19 pm
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Teh Fuzzy Cuteness
Joined: 25 Nov 2004
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and i would just like to add...
I wear a watch so HAHAHAH!!! |
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Mon Jan 17, 2005 1:28 pm
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Forum H4xor
Joined: 08 Dec 2004
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Location: Maryland
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
BTW, when's dinner? 
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! |
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Mon Jan 17, 2005 2:40 pm
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Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler
Joined: 23 Nov 2004
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Location: New Jersey
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It's gonna be real funny watching her bury you in the map for the whole 30 minutes...you've made your bed...now, you'll have to sleep in it...  |
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Mon Jan 17, 2005 3:36 pm
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Forum H4xor
Joined: 25 Dec 2004
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Location: eugene,OR
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| LMAO soldier. and soldier i would watch out she buryed me just for playing my one wav file lol then she slapped me around like a cat batting at a mouse ^_^ |
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Mon Jan 17, 2005 10:34 pm
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Forum Medic
Joined: 25 Nov 2004
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| *walks on in to where ever we are* *grabs a chainsaw off the counter* OOO! were in a chainsaw strow. haha, but there are only two chainsaws and ash and I have them so you can't get any. so NEH! *sticks tongue out* *starts chasing soldier with chainsaw reving* MUAHAHAHA, sorry, but it just looked like so much fun. |
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Mon Jan 17, 2005 10:47 pm
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Teh Fuzzy Cuteness
Joined: 25 Nov 2004
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Location: Mid-State New York
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as i said before...
two female admins (especially two scorpio female admins) = danger for everyone else... |
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