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Tue Aug 23, 2005 9:22 pm
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TEXAS (CNN) --
In light of recent terrorist attacks, the Department of Homeland Security has issued a ban on all sales and distribution of the 1997 hit video game, Final Fantasy VII
The game involves the main character, Cloud Strife, planting bombs in power plants in a heavily populated city. The protagonist works with the terrorist group "Avalanche" bombing locations throughout the beginning of the game.
The decision was made only hours after the bombing of a chemical plant in Fort Worth, Texas. The FBI is still hot on the trails of the culprit, going by the hacker alias "frootloops". An FBI spokesperson told CNN at the time that investigators have already seized equipment in the culprits house, but frootloops was nowhere to be found. "Upon confiscation of the equipment, we found a large collection of child pornography on the culprits hard drive." said the FBI spokesperson.
President Bush has already indicated he's opposed to Square-Enix role playing games. "Mario doesn't blow up power plants" Bush said on thursday. Mario was unavailible for comment.
Parenting groups are also up in arms against the game. "These 'role playing games' are teaching our children to use magic and summon demons, they're destroying our childrens future and making them worship satan. We can't allow this to continue." Various forms of Magic have been a staple of every game in the Final Fantasy series dating back to Final Fantasy released in 1990 for the Nintendo Entertainment System. "It's almost as bad as Harry Potter!" A parent who wishes to remain anonymous said.
Sen. Hillary Clinton also is highly opposed to the game.
"First Grand Theft Auto, and now this. I'm starting to think we should just ban all video games. Final Fantasy VII is an awful game, and should have never been created in the first place. I mean, look at the size of Tifa's breasts! They're destroying our childrens future. The problem of explicit video games is spiraling out of control." Clinton wrote in a letter to the head of the Federal Trade Commission. Tifa's breasts were unavailible for comment.
Wal-Mart Stores Inc., Target Corp., Best Buy Co. and Circuit City Stores Inc. have pulled the game from their shelves following the recent ban. |
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Tue Aug 23, 2005 9:28 pm
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read this article in another forum, very funny read 
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Tue Aug 23, 2005 9:30 pm
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Tue Aug 23, 2005 10:14 pm
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This is f***ing rediculous, I am flamming to all my friends how retarded this is. After 8 years of the games initial release, now someone does this.
How do they know FFVII was the cause?
How do they know that this hacker wasn't just looking for revenge of some sort?
How do they magicly come up with "FFVII BLOWS UP REACTORS, MUST BE THE CAUSE" and ban it.
Hilary Clinton can die... |
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This is f***ing rediculous, I am flamming to all my friends how retarded this is. After 8 years of the games initial release, now someone does this.
How do they know FFVII was the cause?
How do they know that this hacker wasn't just looking for revenge of some sort?
How do they magicly come up with "FFVII BLOWS UP REACTORS, MUST BE THE CAUSE" and ban it.
Hilary Clinton can die... |
Well, since the article is fake; we don't have to worry about it.
Although, if it ever does come up; 100000% agreeance. |
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Tue Aug 23, 2005 10:29 pm
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| ugh, i hate u... lol |
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Wed Aug 24, 2005 3:20 am
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rofl
thank god i live in holland |
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Wed Aug 24, 2005 12:58 pm
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Pfft! LOLz.wav  |
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Wed Aug 24, 2005 7:02 pm
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rofl, flex, don't ever go read The Onion, you might have a heart attack 
""Mario doesn't blow up power plants" Bush said on thursday"
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Wed Aug 24, 2005 7:49 pm
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Send it to me... Now...
And BTW, bush would say something retarded like that... he really would.
So would Hilary. |
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| Damn democrats |
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Those bots will never be on the server nor care about the server's running. |
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Wed Aug 24, 2005 9:04 pm
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| Damn democrats |
bush is republican.... |
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Wed Aug 24, 2005 9:16 pm
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I was talking about the democrat... the ONLY democrat that's important enough to be mentioned. You know, cause Clinton is Democrat. So... you know.  |
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when I first read it. Then I looked at the address I found it at.
